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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband
1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs
4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to
improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support