A woman walks into a pharmacy
and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
The pharmacist asks "What for?".
The woman says "I want to kill my husband".
The pharmacist says "Sorry, I
can't do that".
The woman reaches into her
purse and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
and hands it to the pharmacist.
He then says "You didn't tell me you had a
prescription...".
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